I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them.
— Uma Thurman (via youifitkillsmee)
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
Boogeymen - part of a series of eerie stereoviews - dated 1923 (Via)
Louis C.K. just described me in one of his sketches.
“Not at all true, and stop saying it ‘cause it’s mean to people who never find anybody.”
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells